Watermelon… (by hartbeat)
no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
the only boy who was higher than peter pan
and this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
why would peter pan’s brother have the same first name and a different last name
Chicken & Waffles & Church & Tracy Morgan & Stuff… (by Queird)
On @sassibob ‘s roof! Best view! Should’ve came here to #twerk on it!
Eating at my favorite place in L.A.!!! ROSCOES CHICKEN & WAFFLES!!! .^_^. Whoo!!
The First Time I TOUCHED MYSELF? (by hartbeat)
BLONDE not BALD Booty SHAKE! (by Queird)
Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.